Ma che cazzo vuoi?

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very well-adjusted today

Is this thing working?
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LJ now has an Android app. Yeah yeah WTLY

Posted via LiveJournal app for Android.

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Dinosaurs!
chilli, Italian
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From qcjeph:

I WANT TO BELIEVE.
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chilli, Italian
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From jakie_em:

Office of Film and Literature Classification website hacked by ALIENS.
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"42" in Ben-Hur
chilli, Italian
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Excuse me ma'am, there's just one more thing ...
chilli, Italian
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Peter "Columbo" Falk has Alzheimer's Disease.

Colambo, Sesame Street's tribute to Peter Falk:
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I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-
chilli, Italian
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A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food
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Holiday
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grassynoel
Lee and I are thinking of going down south for a few days. As in travelling, not whatever you lot were thinking :-)
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Geeky fact of the week
chilli, Italian
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My new smartphone tells me that 32 degrees South latitude passes right through my office.

Geek Heaven
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Plaza Low Yat - Geek HeavenCollapse )

KL Butterfly ParkCollapse )

Kuala Lumpur
chilli, Italian
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The main hall of Pavilion, a one-month-old six-star shopping centre on the main shopping street (Jalan Bukit Bintang) in Kuala Lumpur.


There are shops on 10 levels, more shops than in all of Perth's CBD. And there are at least five other shopping centres this big on that one street.

Sorry it's only one picture atm, but I'll get around to uploading some more soon.

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